Fiske: Evanston “Too Bright” At Night
EVANSTON — First Ward Alderman Judy Fiske released a statement earlier this morning claiming that the streets of Evanston adjacent to Northwestern University’s campus are just “way too bright at...
View Article5 Ways Northwestern Could Spend Ten Thousand Dollars
Last week, the Northwestern Associated Student Government released its four options for the possible recipients of the 10K Initiative funds. The information was met with one over-whelming response: ASG...
View ArticleASG Concerned About What Students Want for First Time in 12 Months
EVANSTON–In a surprising turn of events, the Northwestern Associated Student Government–the same organization who brought you great ideas like the “Let’s Get A Willie the Wildcat Statue” Initiative and...
View ArticleASG Candidate Tells Inuit Sign Language Club They’re His “Top Priority”
EVANSTON– Associated Student Government Presidential candidate Ben Anderson told the Specialized Inuit Sign Language Club of NU on Thursday that the group would be his “number one focus” if he is...
View ArticleDavid and Jo Spotted Harassing Anyone Buying Chips and Guac at Frontera
EVANSTON– ASG Presidential and Executive Vice Presidential candidates David Harris and Jo Lee were seen in Norris on Monday, interrogating any students who purchased chips and guacamole from Frontera...
View ArticleAni and Alex Tout Endorsement of Stepdaughter of 1978 ASG Senator
EVANSTON– ASG President and Executive Vice Presidential candidates Ani Ajith and Alex Van Atta announced at a Monday press conference that their ticket had secured the endorsement of the stepdaughter a...
View Article5 Planks That Didn’t Make It In Aaron and Henry’s Platform
As many of you know, Aaron and Henry’s campaign chose to build their platform by accepting submissions from the student body. Sadly, Sherman Ave has neither the initiative nor the fuck-giving to...
View ArticleFreshman Cites “Delicious Eclairs” In Voting For Benison
EVANSTON– Freshman Andrea Mathers said Tuesday she was excited to vote for Benison Choi for ASG president because she believes he will bring the kind of “whipped cream frosting this campus so...
View Article7 Other Positions ASG Failed to Confirm
In the wake of a heated Associated Student Government Senate meeting last Wednesday night, ASG President Ani Ajith is scrambling to fill numerous vacancies for cabinet positions left unconfirmed...
View ArticleConsidering our Options for the ASG 10k Initiative
What would you do with 10,000 dollars? Associated Student Government, as you may know, asks the entire student body this question every year. ASG then applies this sum toward the best answer. I spoke...
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